Would you rather?

Let's get these forum games started.
Best way to up your post count, and to cure your boredom.

Would you rather is a most simple forum game.

Poster 1 posts a would you rather, and poster two answers, and adds their own.


I shall start.

Would you rather eat a raw fish and all it's scaly flesh, or eat raw chicken?

I'd say fish. It could be a reeeeeaaaly tiny fish.

Yeah, and chicken can kill you if it isn't properly cooked.
Fish..
might be able to, but it isn't as bad..

Would you rather have a million tiny papercuts on your pinky toe, or step in a bucket of rusty nails?

Wow that ones hard...hmmm deffinently paper cuts.

Ya know, you're supposed to post a would you rather after your answer.

Lol i know

Proffessor, you need to start playong by the rules Sir.

Would you rather:
Be pretty and mean and have everyone hate you who you really thing are your friends,

Or be ugly and ultra nice so that anyone who is brave enough to talk to you likes you?

Ugly and nice. It could lead to me getting a good job in the future and being able to fix my ugliness.

Would you rather be sorted into hufflepuff or get turned into a ferret and dropped into Goyle/Crabbe's pants?

...um...pants ferret...lol jk Huffelpuff

Jacob, Imma beat you child.


WYR:
Be stuck as the opposite sex for the rest of your life,
or
Be stuck as a hermaphrodite for he rest of your life.

Opposite sex. I could look sexxy as a chick

WYR:
Eat a bowl of nail covered in oil
or
have someone flick you nose every five minutes until you die from old age

Lick my nose.
That would be sick.
For them.
Haha.

Have really bad acne
or
Really bad hair

You can cover acne up.
Hair..
Well hats, bu eh.
I love my hair.

Would you rather,
Eat a bowl full of toe nail clippings (that arent yours)
or
Be sat on by santa.
For the rest of forever.

Santa it would be a quick death.

WYR:
Be pooed on by a guy who has diarea and just ate abunch of exlax
or
Lick the foot of Felich for 7 years.

lick the foot definately.

Would you rather:
Watch two girls and a cup
or
Watch your parents have sex...the entire time.

2 girls 1 cup. It doesn't bother me to the point of sickness.

Would you rather accidentally run over a small baby or an old sweet lady with alshtimers?

an old lady. she's already had her time in the world.

would you rather:
be skinned alive
or
have your stomach eaten out by bugs?

skinned I would be even skinnier

WYR
Cut both big toes and thumbs off
or
Cut your tongue out

tounge.
if you cut your big toes off you can't walk.

would you rather:
type for four hours straight
or
wash dishes at home

Type I could continuesly type Banana

WYR:
Eat a raisin that is accually a rat turd?
or
Look into paris hiltons vagina

the raisin definately.
Her vag is probably all nasty and ...bleh


wyr:
listen to The Climb by Miley Cyrus for three hours straight
or
claw your eyes out